Stalking someone's facebook and accidentally...
hide your kids/ hide your wife, cause i got a...
free hockey ticket, free food and FREE ALCOHOL
thanks mommies work!
just so pleased with life right now
The look you give your friend when they say...
had a dream last night
moved down town with a couple of friends, and our neighbors made us pie everyday… i think i have a problem with food
how does my cat take up half my fucking bed
he is living the life
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
if so… hello there .
i think for the end of movember i am going to make...
Reblog if you’re not pregnant. →
Trying to look happy when no money falls out of... →
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
totally-relatable: You little piece of sh*t
how about we start a movement of our own? we can...
after this weekend i think i get my friend back!
me: you hear the joke about butter?
me: o then i better not tell you
boss: why not
me: cause i dont wanna spread it around
omfg best joke eveeeeerrrrrr
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see...