goal for the night:
get a new bbm contact, just so they can wonder who the fuck vanilla thunder is
shit happens when you party naked.
i'm sexy and i know it
a unicorn is someone who is magical and shows it
my parents named my brother and I after Thomas the...
brokenheartstesselatetonight: It’s funny when you always have to be the person to start a conversation with some of your friends. like yea sometimes I’m definitely the one causing others to do that but im fucking sick of being the one to say hi first everytime. really fucking sick of it
Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez to the staples...
way to show every guy up casanova
i have a cowboy hat made out of a beer case...fuck...
end of blue bloods: tom selleck in fishing gear...
i think they should change the name of blue bloods to tom sellecks mustache cause it is so great!
i love suzie and olivia with a burning passion
lately i have been fed up with feminism, like...
like i am for equality, but equality for all. a girl can join a mens sports team, but men cant join a female sports team? and guys have to be the one to talk to the girl and ask them out on a date?
dreamcalledswift: Taylor Swift - I’d Lie